You already know what happens. One drink turns into three. Three turns into checking their Instagram. Instagram turns into a very long voice memo you absolutely should not send.
This shirt is your warning label. Wear it out so your friends know their assignment for the evening.
"I've Been Drinking... Don't Let Me Call My Ex" — the most honest shirt ever made. Perfect for girls night, bachelorette parties, bar crawls, day drinking, or any occasion where your phone needs to be confiscated by 10pm.
Soft black unisex tee, bold white text, true to size. Size up for the oversized look. Washes great, holds its shape, zero regrets — unlike some phone calls we won't mention.
Makes an incredible gift for the friend who just went through a breakup, the one who is "totally over it," or honestly anyone who has ever had a weak moment after two glasses of wine.
Product features - Durable 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort - Seamless tubular knit body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - DTF and DTG printed text for crisp, long-lasting detail - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
