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It’s built to last wash after wash, keeping both fit and print crisp so the joke keeps landing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho this suits: people with wry humor who spend time in offices, retail, hospitality, or any team environment where sarcasm is currency. Use it for casual workdays, small office parties, team outings, or as a lighthearted layer on busy shifts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight (5.3 oz \/ 180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner neck, DTG for main print — crisp, detailed lettering\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47461392154854,"sku":"18038015013220485060","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47461392187622,"sku":"23101086396440333321","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47461392220390,"sku":"99252807465268253160","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47461392253158,"sku":"25272049800154336750","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47461392285926,"sku":"19980204664563903967","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47461392318694,"sku":"22809997902609650400","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47461392351462,"sku":"24717762509989680671","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47461392384230,"sku":"20845469050841957433","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47461392416998,"sku":"49092956395830671628","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47461392449766,"sku":"14352017614218649536","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47461392482534,"sku":"22709717669199345094","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47461392515302,"sku":"22767733394500961023","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47461392548070,"sku":"25715758098361596488","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47461392580838,"sku":"91285966074854325426","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47461392613606,"sku":"31577428012596644042","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47461392646374,"sku":"32393201104844548491","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/9127\/0886\/files\/1092147481774757951_2048.jpg?v=1774542046","url":"https:\/\/foryouteess.myshopify.com\/products\/not-the-worst-employee-t-shirt-minimal-funny-office-shirt-graphic-t-shirt-sarcastic-humor","provider":"For You Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}